Do they give sass lessons in Azkaban or something?
People always forget that Sirius Black is the king of sass and drama.
But think about this.
Chemistry isn’t a Hogwarts subject. Potions is. But of course Sirius knows that Snape is a half-blood, and that he hates being a half-blood. Not only is Sirius being a sassy motherfucker but he says precisely the thing he knows will push Snape’s buttons the most - he mentions something Muggle related.
"Dear diary… Today a pretty lady asked me if I liked to dance, but I managed to play it cool and say no. This has been yet another successful interaction with a member of the fairer sex… I think it’s safe to say that I am an expert at ladies now. - Darcy”
Okay this is way too sad, and I just want to make sure none of my followers ever feel that way on my blog. Please, please, know you are ALWAYS WELCOME. To chat, to say hi, to whatever. ALWAYS.
This breaks my heart :( And it breaks my heart to know people feel this way. PLEASE BEAUTIFUL CUTIE PATOOS. IF YOU FEEL THIS WAY, TELL ME. TALK TO ME. LET ME LOVE YOU.
COME TO ME MY CHILDREN I HAVE ALL OF MY FUN TO SPARE I WILL SHARE ALL OF THE FUN WITH YOU
YOU WANT A DOODLE?ASK ME FOR A DOODLE. I HAVE OODLES OF DOODLES TO SPARE YOU WANT TO TALK?SEND ME AN ASK. I LOVE TO TALK. ITS KIND OF AN OBSESSION OF MINE. YOU WANT A JOKE?ASK ME FOR A JOKE. I LOVE JOKES. I HAVE SO MANY GOD-AWFUL PUNS YOU WILL LOVE THEM YOU FEELING KINDA SAD?TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. I HAVE SO MANY BUNNY GIFS TO POST FOR YOU LIKE FO REALZ
garbage elk. it is shaking. its back is covered in candles which flicker ominously.
I know, I know, I should be working on my comic. But Whimbrel showed me a fursona generator. Or at least, it calls itself a fursona generator. Everything that comes out of it feels like some kind of strange and powerful deity.
I’m going to call him Candleback, He is the Shadow of discarded dreams. Every time you give up on an ambition, he knows. He remembers. And he will remember your dreams long after you are gone.